Ever had a wank at work?

Category: Let's talk

Post 1 by Sutty_P (scratching my ass) on Wednesday, 11-Feb-2009 7:44:41

lol, look at the tital,

i have, quite a few times actually. and i love it!

think i am retarded? special? or just downright perverted

your thoughts please?

Paul

Post 2 by Squeak (rythmic banging expert!!!) on Wednesday, 11-Feb-2009 7:48:26

hmmm, how to respond to thisw. lol well i've never done anything to myself in public. lol but if you choose to do so thats your decision and no one elses business. does it change my opinion of yo0u? no not at all. I just personally haven't done it. but Paul. I honestly have to say your wording just made me alugh. "ever had a wank at work? I have, quite a few times actually. I loved it!" lol commercializing the life of a working wanker... lol huuuge hugs Paul

Post 3 by Squeak (rythmic banging expert!!!) on Wednesday, 11-Feb-2009 7:53:50

ok lots of typos in that message, hopefuly everyone can gather what i meant lol

Post 4 by Sutty_P (scratching my ass) on Wednesday, 11-Feb-2009 7:54:59

rofl Brandi, we did.

Post 5 by maroon five (I'm going for the prolific poster awards!) on Wednesday, 11-Feb-2009 7:58:29

um okay....Paul, it's your business if you want to wank at work, and i don't think anything less of you cause you do, but i find it very amusing that you do that...okay, so if i was a guy, the last place i'd wank is at work, cause of it being, well, public, but hey, each to his own i guess.

Post 6 by Sutty_P (scratching my ass) on Wednesday, 11-Feb-2009 8:00:00

rofl liz, i dont do it with the door open and if anyone elce is in there, lmao.

Post 7 by Squeak (rythmic banging expert!!!) on Wednesday, 11-Feb-2009 8:02:17

ok see now paul u just made me wonder lol do u actually sit at yoru desk and wank or do u like go to the bathroom/ lmfao

Post 8 by Squeak (rythmic banging expert!!!) on Wednesday, 11-Feb-2009 8:04:17

omg my typos! lol do u actually sit at your desk lol or do u like go to the bathroom? lol lets try this again!

Post 9 by Sutty_P (scratching my ass) on Wednesday, 11-Feb-2009 8:04:33

well you know, if there is no one around and if its nice and quiet and there are no clients nexxt door..... no course i dont! rofl! rofl rofl

Post 10 by Squeak (rythmic banging expert!!!) on Wednesday, 11-Feb-2009 8:06:43

LOL! Paul!

Post 11 by Sutty_P (scratching my ass) on Wednesday, 11-Feb-2009 8:08:04

and brandi, darling. try reviewing your posts before you poste them? just a thought, lol.

Post 12 by Squeak (rythmic banging expert!!!) on Wednesday, 11-Feb-2009 8:12:08

yes Paul. Darling. I'm just too lazy. lol

Post 13 by Brooke (I just keep on posting!) on Wednesday, 11-Feb-2009 8:52:15

This whole post is amusing me! I've never done anything like that at any of my jobs either; but now I'm seeing Paul in a whole new light. Lmao!

Post 14 by Click_Clash (No Average Angel) on Wednesday, 11-Feb-2009 10:32:51

Fuckin' roflmfao to this.

Paul, I always knew you were a bit demented; this is just further proof. Hehehe.

To answer your question, while a nice big orgasm would've definitely made my time at my only two jobs much more enjoyable, I never ventured to take the risk. The closest I've come to pleasuring myself publicly was during a semester in college in which I had a roommate. She had a habit of coming in at the most inopportune times. But rather than stop in the middle of it, I just threw a pillow over myself (having already been covered up by blankets) and kept right on. I'm not sure if she ever caught on, though I'd venture to guess she didn't because she probably would've moved out right then. Immature, prissy, homophobic little prude, she was. lol

Becky

Post 15 by Click_Clash (No Average Angel) on Wednesday, 11-Feb-2009 10:34:42

P.S.: If you have, or ever get, a website or a profile on a social networking site like MySpace or LJ, your headline should be "Commercializing the Life of a Working Wanker". lmfao!!

Post 16 by Eponine (If you find a rare Gem, hold it tightly!) on Wednesday, 11-Feb-2009 14:14:39

Paul? You are special! hahahaha! Wow!

Post 17 by Elenhiia (Feather'rr'rr'rr'rr'rr'rr'rr'rr'rr'rr for president!) on Wednesday, 11-Feb-2009 14:24:32

Lmfao. I knew a girl who constantly pleasured herself, never really publicly, but all the time. In the bathroom at passing time, at lunch in the bathroom, anywhere where she had a private moment. She was an orgasm fiend, she was. lmao

Post 18 by Big Pawed Bear (letting his paws be his guide.) on Wednesday, 11-Feb-2009 14:26:22

hehehe paul, how about a status, the work's biggest wanker?

Post 19 by Sutty_P (scratching my ass) on Wednesday, 11-Feb-2009 15:30:55

lol martin, i will change that now

Post 20 by Big Pawed Bear (letting his paws be his guide.) on Wednesday, 11-Feb-2009 15:40:15

heheheh paul, congrats on the new status man!

Post 21 by Stevo (The Established Ass) on Thursday, 12-Feb-2009 5:02:40

Paul, you're doing us blokes proud! Keep up the good work! lmao

Post 22 by Sutty_P (scratching my ass) on Thursday, 12-Feb-2009 5:13:14

Why thank you sir steeve.

Post 23 by Q (Take my advice, I'm not using it anyhow.) on Thursday, 12-Feb-2009 8:55:46

hehehehe, well this is so, so amusing!

Paul, all I can say is, a man is a man, and if you can't keep it in, best way is to let it out, ey?

OMG!I have to say, if I ever have to do it at work, I'd definitely go to the bathroom. rotflmfao!

Post 24 by Sutty_P (scratching my ass) on Thursday, 12-Feb-2009 8:57:46

erm? thats what i do? come on people its not as if im flopping my cock out in my office and having a good jerk off to the sexual happenings on the zone now am i! roflroflroflrofl

Post 25 by Leafs Fan (I'll have the last word, thank you!) on Thursday, 12-Feb-2009 11:09:55

At times I too am an orgasm fiend, but I have never, as you say, wanked at work. Never too late to start though I suppose. LOL

Post 26 by Eponine (If you find a rare Gem, hold it tightly!) on Thursday, 12-Feb-2009 13:10:18

hahahaha! Damn! Bunch of wankers!